I’m Leaving New York City

I’m Leaving New York City

“This must be the wrong address,” my mother said as we slowed to a halt in front of the apartment building I would be living in for the summer. We all stared at a homeless man peeing without abandon on the sidewalk near the building’s entrance. The...
3 Reasons to Leave New York City

3 Reasons to Leave New York City

“Trust me. I’m older than you.” “Have you gained weight?” “New York isn’t for everyone.” No, New York City isn’t for everyone…just like anal sex and crystal meth. I’m super sensitive about my weight but whenever I hear someone say New York isn’t for...
Uh-oh. My Ex Just Texted Me!

Uh-oh. My Ex Just Texted Me!

In my unsuccessful attempts at dating, there has only been one time when I thought I’d be able to remain friendly with an ex. He and I met on Grindr so the bar was already set pretty low in my book on the probability of this relationship lasting. We parted ways a...