Here Are the Top 3 Reasons Why I’m Single

Here Are the Top 3 Reasons Why I’m Single

Don’t feel sorry for me. My faith in humanity waivers on a rolling basis but I don’t think you humans mean any harm when asking questions like “why are you single.” That also goes for when you tell me I’ll find love when I’m not looking. Some might have...
Is It Time to Leave New York City?

Is It Time to Leave New York City?

Survey says… “Hello, LA!” I don’t know where I learned that phrase. My mother tells me how I’d climbed through the sunroof of our old Oldsmobile, throw my arms out and scream it like a portal would open above me to whisk me away. The first time I did it, she was...
I Never Thought I’d Have a Roommate at 30

I Never Thought I’d Have a Roommate at 30

This shit is for the birds. I turn 31 years old next month. The young adult inside who cried when I turned 20 (I legitimately remember saying “I’m not a teenager anymore. It’s who I am!”) has matured into a somewhat confident man living in New York City who isn’t...
Seriously. Stop Saying “Fuck Off, 2016.”

Seriously. Stop Saying “Fuck Off, 2016.”

One thing I know that we can all agree on is that 2016 has been one fucking epic rollercoaster of a year. It’s like we all came to see that we were standing on a thin layer of ice and could crash through at any moment. With the American government turning into a...
Hipster Brunch in Brooklyn

Hipster Brunch in Brooklyn

BECAUSE YOU’RE A HIPSTER WHEN… Last weekend, I got to hang out with my buddy Brandon before he flew out to Australia for work purposes. He complained about the long flight but don’t feel bad for him. He’s still one lucky bastard! He’ll be...

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