Gabourey Sidibe Taught Me to Love My Body

Gabourey Sidibe Taught Me to Love My Body

Tl;dr: I have wanted nothing more than to be in a different body. As a young boy, I hated my body. Even as an adult with numerous self-help and motivational books on the shelf, countless hours of Oprah’s programming watched and people “lovingly” complimenting my...
3 Reasons to Leave New York City

3 Reasons to Leave New York City

“Trust me. I’m older than you.” “Have you gained weight?” “New York isn’t for everyone.” No, New York City isn’t for everyone…just like anal sex and crystal meth. I’m super sensitive about my weight but whenever I hear someone say New York isn’t for...
6 Ways to Deal with Haters

6 Ways to Deal with Haters

“If you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” We’ve been told this since we were children…but we’re still some hating ass people! Don’t get all sensitive about it, either. You’re a hater and so am I. Outside of downright cruelty towards others, a...

San Francisco, Are You My New Home?

I get pleasure from eating chips and guacamole. Some people like chips and guac but for me, it is something so much more intense. The audible crunch of each crunchy tortilla is more satisfying than sex. Whenever I get to eat chips and guacamole, I am in my own private...
I Was Engaged to a Psychopath

I Was Engaged to a Psychopath

The ring didn’t mean a thing. Back in the day, I was pretty dumb. I moved to New York with no money, job or apartment. A month after arriving, I start dating a guy (I’ll call him Joe) I met on Adam4Adam (don’t judge). About a month-and-a-half later, he proposed...

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