Turn Up In San Francisco for My Birthday!

Turn Up In San Francisco for My Birthday!

One rainy night in Brooklyn, I’m curled up in an oversized chair in a restaurant. Across from me is my best friend clutching a glass of whiskey. He’s just broken up with some girl and is feeling a bit under the weather about it. After talking through his...
Gabourey Sidibe Taught Me to Love My Body

Gabourey Sidibe Taught Me to Love My Body

Tl;dr: I have wanted nothing more than to be in a different body. As a young boy, I hated my body. Even as an adult with numerous self-help and motivational books on the shelf, countless hours of Oprah’s programming watched and people “lovingly” complimenting my...
3 Reasons to Leave New York City

3 Reasons to Leave New York City

“Trust me. I’m older than you.” “Have you gained weight?” “New York isn’t for everyone.” No, New York City isn’t for everyone…just like anal sex and crystal meth. I’m super sensitive about my weight but whenever I hear someone say New York isn’t for...
Uh-oh. My Ex Just Texted Me!

Uh-oh. My Ex Just Texted Me!

In my unsuccessful attempts at dating, there has only been one time when I thought I’d be able to remain friendly with an ex. He and I met on Grindr so the bar was already set pretty low in my book on the probability of this relationship lasting. We parted ways a...
6 Ways to Deal with Haters

6 Ways to Deal with Haters

“If you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” We’ve been told this since we were children…but we’re still some hating ass people! Don’t get all sensitive about it, either. You’re a hater and so am I. Outside of downright cruelty towards others, a...

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